"I have Cinnamon Toast Crunch stuck in my throat. Aaaak!"

It's a Japanese technique for stress reduction and relaxation but also promotes healing ... That sounds like something I could get into!

"'Cause apparently they don't allow rifles in assisted living homes."

"Oh My God. You got to stop giving it away."

"Can't Queen Latifa fans relate to Dolly Parton?"

"I think I'm still drunk." "I don't doubt that." "Correction. I am still drunk."

"I feel like I smell."