"That must be when the Flintstones jumped the shark."

"I would have given up three backslashes ago."

"Ok, do you think you have average man hands?"

"Ya, I wore out that Muppet movies album on vinyl."

"I have Cinnamon Toast Crunch stuck in my throat. Aaaak!"

It's a Japanese technique for stress reduction and relaxation but also promotes healing ... That sounds like something I could get into!

"'Cause apparently they don't allow rifles in assisted living homes."

"Can't Queen Latifa fans relate to Dolly Parton?"

"I think I'm still drunk." "I don't doubt that." "Correction. I am still drunk."

"My Butt Tickled. See, I told you not every reason why I laugh is worth knowing about!"

"I'm very orally aware."

"Even my cow has dust bunnies!"

"Don't take an email while you're driving." "I'm not. I'm texting."

"Oh yes, Bob's become quite crotch focused recently"

"Do you just eat them raw?" "No, I dip them in ranch dressing."