"I'll bet I can get mine up before yours comes."

(Reference to a server connection)

"Oh Shoot! I forgot the chicken in my purse!"

"'I wanna sex you up' that's a good start!"

"I forgot to Fabreeze myself today."

Day after the company Holiday party. I wonder whose back this came out of.

"I'm all about the backroads."

"I want a screaming deal!"

"Let's go to the closet. You and me. Where is your closet?"

"That must be when the Flintstones jumped the shark."

"I would have given up three backslashes ago."

"I think we should go through the back door ... for old times' sake."

"Miss America just messed up my whole life!"

"Ok, do you think you have average man hands?"

"Ya, I wore out that Muppet movies album on vinyl."

"It's like Christmas in a cup. Help yourself."

"So all of your research was done through like books and stuff?"

"I have Cinnamon Toast Crunch stuck in my throat. Aaaak!"

It's a Japanese technique for stress reduction and relaxation but also promotes healing ... That sounds like something I could get into!

"'Cause apparently they don't allow rifles in assisted living homes."

"Oh My God. You got to stop giving it away."