"I forgot to Fabreeze myself today."

Day after the company Holiday party. I wonder whose back this came out of.

"I'm all about the backroads."

"I want a screaming deal!"

"Let's go to the closet. You and me. Where is your closet?"

"That must be when the Flintstones jumped the shark."

"I would have given up three backslashes ago."

"I think we should go through the back door ... for old times' sake."

"Miss America just messed up my whole life!"

"Ok, do you think you have average man hands?"