"If you don't do it, I have access to go in through the back end and make it happen."

"Music like that is ok. I prefer music without words, that's why I listen to instrumental hip-hop"

"You guys! This is the first day of the rest of our lives!"

"Ya, I get to work from home two days a week. Sadly, they are Saturday and Sunday."

"Tyler! Your junk is all over the carpet!"

"Oh Oh! I should run Brickman's crotch down there!"

"It's like the Green Bay Packers came and threw up all over the office!"

"Try and stall the FedEx Guy! Tell him a joke!"

Question Wall in the Strategy Dept.

Advertising Agency Toiletries

"Does anyone else smell sausages?"